damn morons opened the book….
“Had”. One chilling syllable.
Not good. Super not good. This book is evil and should be burned, and then its ashes drowned in concrete and dumped somewhere deep below the ground, because if we dropped them in the sun, the sun would probably turn all tentacle-y and evil too.
OH BOY! LETS ALL TAKE A NAP WHILE OUR GOOD FRIEND WORKS ON HIS AMAZING SMOKE AFFECTS.
He had……….as in….he absorbed them or something as foooooooooooooooood. DUN DUN DUN!
THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T STEAL SUSPICIOUS LOOKING BOOKS
Welp. That ain’t good